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Innocent sayings taken out of context... We all say them, we all hear them. Some are better than others. A guy in a meeting it talking about the sales report and the next thing you hear him say could be very dirty in a different context. Only the twisted need apply.

Recent Posts

• Michelle said: My Grandmother has no business in the backseat of your car!
  Context:  Speaking about the pile of laundry, mail & junk in my backseat.
  Posted by: Phil · 06/12/2008 · 0 Comments
   
• Jacob said: Take it out and let me look at it.
  Context:  Talking about a hard drive causing problems.
  Posted by: Phil · 04/22/2008 · 0 Comments
   
• Jacob said: Once I'm on it, it's hard to get me off...
  Context:  Speaking of the topic of sex, not sex itself... close enough though
  Posted by: Phil · 03/04/2008 · 0 Comments
   
• Jacki said: ball me later
  Context:  Best T9 spelling mistake evar!
  Posted by: Phil · 01/24/2008 · 0 Comments
   
• Dan said: I'll show you where your bone is.
  Context:  Talking to the dog.
  Posted by: Phil · 01/24/2008 · 0 Comments
   
• Phil said: That's me, doin' your mom!
  Context:  Referring to my impression of Michelle & Robert's mom.
  Posted by: Phil · 12/30/2007 · 0 Comments
   
• Phil said: She's got a really big spread to cover!
  Context:  Me, in a meeting, out loud, after a co-worker was talking about not being able to go to a get-together, because of having to go to her night-job, where she makes tips tending bar. Someone said she has to cover her spread. I replied with this gem, and immediately regretted it.
  Posted by: Phil · 12/20/2007 · 2 Comments
   
• Phil said: I'm a big pickle guy.
  Context:  Explaining to Dan that I'm going to eat my pickle.
  Posted by: Phil · 11/02/2007 · 0 Comments
   
• Corky said: Mine got shorter and yours got longer.
  Context:  Referring to our respective commutes after changing jobs.
  Posted by: Phil · 11/02/2007 · 0 Comments
   
• Phil said: So, how far down were you?
  Context:  Asking Jacob how far down a web page he had scrolled.
  Posted by: Phil · 10/23/2007 · 1 Comment
   

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